10. Sooner rather than later you will step ankle-deep into a pile of manure.
9. Your smell deters muggers, if not mosquitos.
8. You're cold for the rest of the day if you do, even if its 90 degrees outside.
7. You're lazy.
6. Instead of water, cockroaches or worms might fall from the showerhead.
5. Mud is therapeutic for the skin.
4. So you fit right in with the locals.
3. No matter how hard you try, your feet will never, ever even be close to clean.
2. Even if you don't smell your clothes do.
1. The water is not on anyway.
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thank you Zara - you just justified what adds up to several weeks of my life (not consecutive!)
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