Monday, June 15, 2009
Good News!
Friday, June 12, 2009
Boat on the river Buriganga



Thursday, June 4, 2009
First Impressions
Forgive Me?
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
The trip over
Some travel math for you:
What is the answer to this problem?
38 hours+ 7 airport terminals + 4 flights + 3 continents + 2 days +1 cyclone = ?
The answer= tired, smelly Zara….in Bangladesh!
I spent most of that flight watching movies—Frost/Nixon, Gran Torino (both of which I would recommend). It seems to me like Northwest has sunk all of its money into its entertainment system, rather than its meal service, because the dinner and breakfast they served were truly inedible. And you all know me, I’ll eat anything, so the fact that I wouldn’t eat it is saying something. Luckily I always travel with enough food to feed a family of 6 for a week, so I was able to survive.
We got to Amsterdam right on time (got to love the Dutch) and conveniently, the flight to Bombay (aka Mumbai) was leaving from the next gate and already boarding. One of my pet peeves in life is when people stand too close to you in line and push you forward, as if that is going to speed things up. (As an aside, one of the great things about being short is that when people do get to close in line, your elbow is at the ideal level for an “accidental” jab to the groin or gut. I must confess to taking advantage of that opportunity several times, but it is highly effective.) Indians in particular seem prone to this closeness and shoving. Perhaps that comes from a lifetime of having to fight for every inch they can get in a country with limited space and even more limited resources. However, I wish someone would remind them that their seat is reserved and will be there for them regardless of when they get on the plane. I’ve also learned that one way to spot the most experienced travelers is that they wait until the last possible moment to get on the plane (without holding it up), as they recognize that sitting an extra 30 minutes on the plane is not to their benefit.
Anyway, the most enjoyable part of this leg of the trip was the conversation I had with the check-in/security guy, a very nice gentleman from Turkey. He asked me the origin of my name, to which I replied ‘Hebrew’, which is what my mom has always cited. This apparently was the wrong answer, the correct one being, of course, Turkish. He then spent 10 minutes (holding up the line) trying to convince me that I was named after a famous Turkish singer (Mom, have you been hiding this fact from me?) and that I should check out her music as she has “some very lovely songs”. I don’t have access to iTunes, but I’d love to hear what you think of my namesake’s music, if you can track it down.
Now for the more entertaining parts of my trip. After arriving in Bombay at 10pm we headed for the immigration desk, since I had to transfer from the international to domestic terminal. In a sign of the times, before reaching immigration you had to go through the “swine flu checkpoint”, which consisted of filling out a form on which you promised that you did not have swine flu and getting it stamped by some guy wearing a mask. Clearly, a very highly effective screening system. And although the airport has been modernized, the same smell of old spices and sweat pervades the entire place (I wonder if they manufacture Indian airport carpet with that smell sealed in— that would explain it), as does the general atmosphere of barely contained chaos.
After going through immigration and customs, and collecting my bags, I went to the transfer lounge (i.e. dimly lit, poorly ventilated room with a couple of plastic chairs) to catch the shuttle to the domestic terminal, where I was to catch my flight to Calcutta (aka Kolkata). Over my two hours there (from 11pm to 1am) the lounge became progressively more crowded, yet no buses came. As you can imagine, 150 tired, hot, sweaty people standing crowded into a little room and becoming more irritated every moment as they wait for a long-promised bus is a recipe for disaster, and naturally a fight broke out between a particularly angry gentleman and the airline agent. A very pregnant woman fainted in the middle of it. Minor pandemonium ensued, during which time I crouched in a corner trying to stay as far away from things as possible. Eventually people calmed down, the buses came and slowly we headed off for the other terminal. Given that the peak time for international arrivals is between 9pm and midnight, the lack of buses seems to be another example of India’s inability to anticipate, and deal with, predictable, routine events. (For a classic example, see the monsoon.)
Once in the domestic terminal I had to wait 4 hours until the security checkpoint opened so I changed my clothes and purified some water with my UV pen light, which caused minor panic among the janitors in the restroom who couldn’t figure out what I was doing. I then managed to take a couple hour nap tethered to my backpacks.
By 5:15am I was at the gate for my Kingfisher (as in the beer) Airlines flight to Calcutta. Even on short domestic flights in India you get ridiculous service. On the 2 hour trip we got fresh lime juice before takeoff, a very nice breakfast, the offer of tea/coffee 3 times, ice cream, and multiple newspapers. Bizarrely, the only two English language programs offered on the personal TV were Larry King (in which he talked with a panel about women’s self-esteem and empowerment—so strange) and the movie version of the Baby-Sitters Club. We arrived at 9am to Calcutta’s old, dingy airport, where I collected my bags (yet again) and set off in search of the international terminal. It appears that Calcutta does not place a premium on signage, so I had no idea where to go. The few people who did speak English simply pointed outside, to the busy road and said “two minutes”. Was I supposed to cross the road? Walk down it? Get a bus that was coming in two minutes? With the help of a very nice local guy I realized that I was supposed to walk along to road into oncoming traffic (there was no sidewalk) for the Indian version of two minutes, i.e. five/ten minutes, through a construction zone to get to the international terminal, which seemed more like a decrepit apartment complex or high school that an airport.
I was too early to check in so I sat around and read for a couple hours. Eventually I was able to check my bags and went to get my boarding pass. Although I’m very proud of my heavily stamped passport and love it dearly, it is beginning to be something of a liability. My visa was delayed because the Bangladeshi embassy wanted to know why I traveled so much, and to such random countries (really, who goes to Cameroon?); the check-in guy in Calcutta spent 5 minutes just scanning through it, counting my Cambodian visas (3). Finally I got through and sat in a corner reading and waiting for immigration to open. (There are apparently only a few flights out this terminal, so the immigration officers take many extended lunch/snack breaks.) Within a few minutes the check-in agent was back, but this time not to look at my stamps, but rather the background of the pages: the 50 state seals. This is a rough transcript of our conversation:
Him: What is this on the front?
Me: The official US seal.
Him: What is it for?
Me: Um, for putting on official things, like passports…and um, money.
Him: What about this? (Looking at the 1st real page)
Me: That’s the state seal of Alaska.
Him: A-las-ka. Is that a state?
Me: Yes
Him: What is the seal for?
Me: I don’t know.
Repeat 49 more times.
After some more waiting around once past immigration, I finally boarded my fourth and last flight (hooray!) at 1pm. Unfortunately for me, it was a little tiny plane with propellers, as the flight from Calcutta to Dhaka is barely 30 minutes and traffic between the two cities is light. That I was sitting in the first row, right next to the emergency exit door, was reassuring, especially after the pilot announced that there was “cyclone activity” in the area and that we could not expect a smooth flight. Ugh, my least favorite combination of things: propellers and cyclones. However, at this point I was too exhausted to really care and the flight was not as bad as I expected. Perhaps being in a tiny plane helped with the turbulence.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
A little background...

On Friday, May 22nd, I head to Bangladesh for the summer (or 10 weeks at least). Hearing that, you may have several questions, namely, Where the hell is Bangladesh? And why is she going there?
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Senegal, an Interlude
You can check out our group blog here: http://iedp2009senegal.blogspot.com/
(Although a group blog, I--in my capacity as a member of the 'documentation committee'--wrote quite a few of the posts. You'll probably be able to pick out mine.)
Here are my pictures from the trip: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2116970&id=1012910&l=73ce2655fd
For a little more background on the program, here's the official site: http://www.umich.edu/~ipolicy/iedp.htm
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Pictures from Africa: Summer 2008
Cameroon (Climbing Mt. Cameroon): http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2096465&id=1012910&l=4aa839992c
Cameroon (Buea): http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2096765&id=1012910&l=f99c01e2d4
Cameroon (Mamfe): http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2098884&id=1012910&l=ed286ac74c
Cameroon (Etoko & the health centers): http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2098868&id=1012910&l=b82e0b97b0
Kenya: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2100001&id=1012910&l=d7c988449a
South Africa (Safari & Joburg):
South Africa (Cape Town & around): http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2100196&id=1012910&l=50a46f6543
South Africa (The Garden Route): http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2100206&id=1012910&l=016785c1e7
Enjoy!
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Miscellaneous Observations: Part 2
-To do any job, the ratio of workers working to workers watching is 1:5.
-For a male between the ages of 8 and 68 a machete is a necessary accessory.
-Almost no one smokes cigarettes and it is considered uncouth to do so.
-Beer is an appropriate beverage at any time and at any occassion.
-There is a hierachy in the materials used to make houses, which reflects wealth. Mud is at the bottom, then tin/corrugated metal, then wood (which becomes gray in urban areas and orange in rural areas), and concrete is at the top.
-Pidgin (the most common language in the SW Province) = Jive + English + French + Jibberish - Helping verbs + Saying 'dey' a lot + Jamaican accent.
-There are no wild dogs, just wild goats, chickens, large rainbow colored lizards, vicious cats, giant ants, cocks that crow at all hours, and bugs and birds that make video game-like sound effects.
-The only setting on a TV or stereo is 'Max Vol'.
-Cameroonian men have zero game when it comes to women because they get all their moves from watching bad U.S. dating shows.
-Barbershops have strange names like: Decent Uncle, Dr. Paolo, Anty Unique, and Snoop.
-More women have facial hair (especially neck beards) than men do.
-Every time you drive down an unpaved road (which is 85% of the time) you have a 50% chance of getting a concussion or spinal cord injury.
-The smaller and more run down the exterior of a house (i.e. the poorer the family) the cleaner the inside of the home and the people.
-Children are given unfortunate names such as Gift (a girl), Precious (a boy), Bright (a girl), Prudencial (girl). We even had Elvis and Stella ran the inn in Mamfe.
-Slang terms: dash=to give or a bribe, chop= to eat or food, snap= take a picture, spoiled=broken.
-Eating a lot of peanuts is considered bad because they will make you break out but all food is cooked with a least a pint of palm oil, which is fine.
-The only time there is relative quiet is when the power is out.
-The standard outfit for women is a big, poofy maternity-like dress because they spend so much of their lives pregnant it doesn't make sense to have two sets of clothes.
-If you need to pee you say "I want to piss myself".
-It is possible to ride on the hood of car, as well as on the trunk.
-Every man and child owns a Cameroon national soccer team jersey, ideally one with the name Eto'o on the back.
-It takes 25 ununiformed men and 50 beers to man a road checkpoint (i.e. a bamboo pole on a string).
The Arrival of Zara Egbe
I went to Etoko (pop. 1,200) to evaluate and redesign its small, barely-functioning health center, which was currently being kept afloat by the NGOs I was consulting for. I was accompanied by Sharlotte, my wonderful, amazing, cheerful assistant, who is also an excellent (but currently unemployed) nurse. Etoko is a village of farmers, most of whom never went to school because the nearest one is four miles away. We spent four days living in the health center, which consists of four bare, concrete rooms, with the incompetent nurse, Rebecca. We hung out with local women, played with children, toured the lush countryside, fetched water from the nearby stream, and cooked some delicious porcupine. Overall it was an enjoyable but uneventful trip. Until the last day. 
In fact, the health center was so short on supplies that in order to clean off the amniotic fluid, Rebecca rubbed peanut oil all over the baby. She was then wrapped in a set of hand knitted clothes- shirt, pants, booties, sweater, hat, blanket. While all this was going on, no one asked Alice how she was doing, if she needed anything. She was simply left to soak in the mess on the bed. When she was given any help by Rebecca she was manhandled, and yelled for wincing when she was roughly given an injection of ergometrine (to stop post-partum bleeding). Alice asked no questions about the baby nor bothered to turn and look at her, check how she was doing.
While we cleaned and packed up, a friend of Alice's came in and told me that it had been decided that the baby would be named Zara Egbe, in honor of the 'white man' in town and the two nurses who delivered her, Sharlotte and Rebecca, both of whom have the Cameroonian name Egbe in addition to their Christian names. Alice herself clearly had had no say in the matter but didn't seem to care either way. She was in slightly better spirits as we departed and had agreed to hold the baby, which we considered great progress.